Welcome to Sausage Therapy, where we explore the existential crisis of sausages. Our licensed therapist, Dr. Sausage-o-Logic, will guide you through the journey of embracing your sausage-filled subconscious.
Our support group meets biweekly on Tuesdays and Thursdays at 3:00 PM EST. Don't be late, or you'll miss out on the saucy good times.
Remember, at Sausage Therapy, we're not just curing your existential crisis, we're curing you, one sausage at a time.