Because, let's face it, he's a mess.
His mom has to clean up after him, his friends avoid him, and his enemies are secretly his mom's favorite people to talk to.
So here's the deal. We're gonna have a rule: if you see him coming, call a priest.
Join the Mercy Squad and get a free t-shirt that says "I'm with that guy" on it.
**Rule 1:** Don't let him eat the last slice of pizza **Rule 2:** Don't let him drive the getaway car **Rule 3:** Don't let him near the copier
Remember, we're not heartless here. We just really don't want to have to deal with him.
Submit a Mercy Request for That Guy and we might, MIGHT, help you out.
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