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That Guy's Backstory: The Early Years (1985-1999)

Meet That Guy, a 25-year-old slacker with a penchant for 8-bit video games and poorly-made video edits of himself in front of a green screen.

He spent most of his childhood playing "Bubs and Wubbs" on his parents' ancient Commodore 64, much to the chagrin of his parents.

After a string of failed attempts to start a "professional" career as a "professional" wrestler in a local community center, That Guy turned to... wait, what was it again?

Oh yes! He became a competitive eater! His specialty? Eating an entire can of spray cheese in one sitting.

But little did anyone know, That Guy's true calling was yet to come...

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