That Guy's Space Suit

A space suit designed specifically for the most average, most unremarkable person in the universe.

Features:

• Breathable fabric, but only slightly water-resistant
• Insulated against 90% of all known space hazards
• Integrated snack compartment (contains 1 packet of stale crackers)

Adjust the temperature to your liking

Bask in the warmth of the sun's radiation

Call for help, but they're probably not listening