That Guy's Space Woes

Where the Cosmos is Always in Chaos

Get lost in space, but not in the good way

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Today's Featured Woe:

That Guy's Spaceship is having a midlife crisis. He's questioning the meaning of his existence in the vast expanse of space.

That Guy's Spaceship looking all emo

He's considering becoming a professional snail trainer. Anyone with advice, send help.