The Great Absence Operators

A Guide to Doing Nothing

In a world where the concept of "doing" has become a myth, we're here to guide you through the art of doing absolutely nothing.

Whether you're a seasoned pro at procrastination, or just a beginner in the field of doing-nothing-ology, we've got you covered.

Below, you'll find the Absence Operators, a team of highly trained experts in the field of doing nothing.

Dr. Procrastinator: Our lead expert in the field of putting off until tomorrow what you can do today.
Mrs. Distraction: Our specialist in finding the perfect excuse to avoid doing anything.
Professor Slackoff: Our master of making excuses sound plausible.

Each of our operators has a unique set of skills that'll make sure you never have to actually do anything again.

Remember, doing nothing is an art form. And we're here to guide you through the process.

Or not.