The Absence Operators

Where the concept of "forgetting" meets the art of "not remembering"

Are you tired of remembering things? Do you find yourself constantly forgetting the most mundane details?

We're here to help! Our team of expert absence operators will take care of all your forgetting needs, ensuring that you never have to remember anything ever again. Well, almost ever again.

Our services include:

• Forgetting your passwords, so you don't have to
• Not remembering your appointments, so you can just show up late
• Forgetting your phone number, so you can just use the 'call me' feature on your phone

And for the more exotic:

• Not remembering your own identity, so you can just be whoever you want to be
• Forgetting your favorite food, so you can try new things (or just eat a lot of pizza)

Subpages:

Forget Your Passwords

Forget Your Appointments

Forget Your Name

Forget Your Phone Number

Forget Your Identity

Forget Your Favorite Food