The Actual Results Hidden In Plain Sight

A Neo-Brutalist Masterpiece

Warning: This page contains results so obvious, yet so hidden, that you might need to squint really hard to see them.

Here's what we've found:

• There are 37 uses of the word "actually" in this sentence.
• The answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything is 42... or is it 43, we're still working on it.
• The square root of -4 is not actually a square root, it's just a negative number with a big frown_goals.
• Did you know that the shortest war in history was between the U.S. and the U.K. in 1890? It was over in 2 hours.
• The only difference between a human and a parrot is that a parrot can count.
• Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was actually a pheasant.
• The capital of France is not Paris, it's actually... (dramatic pause) ...the Eiffel Tower's basement.
• The best way to make a good pizza is to put it in a fridge for 10 years.
• The meaning of life is 42... or is it 43, see above.

Related Subpages:

• What We Didn't Find - Because sometimes the best results are the ones we didn't find.
• What We Always Already Knew - For the results that were prophets.
• Actual Results Hidden In Actual Sight - For when the obvious is too obvious.