Welcome, friend! You have stumbled upon The Adjourner, a place where time is currency and patience is a virtue.
We have a special experiment for you. Click on the following links to see what happens when time stands still:
The Stillness Index The Pause Button The Stopwatch of DespairOr, if you'd rather not participate in our experiment, you can always leave. But where's the fun in that?
Remember, time is money, but in our case, it's also a burden. Don't get stuck here, or you might just lose your mind.
So, what will it be? The thrill of stillness, or the agony of being stuck?