A guide for the chronically aimless.
Chapter 1: The Lost Art of Watching Paint Dry
This is the most fascinating subject matter you'll ever study. Trust us, we've done the research. Spotting Ants on Ants in the Ceiling Fan
Chapter 2: The Ancient History of Folding Your Clothes
Learn the intricacies of the art of folding your clothes with the precision of a Swiss watchmaker, the patience of a sloth, and the focus of a Zen master. The Folding Society: A Secretive Order
Chapter 3: The Art of Collecting Dust
Join the ranks of the world's leading dust connoisseurs. Study the nuances of dust composition, the art of dust collection, and the thrill of dust appreciation. Dust Collectors Unite!
Stay tuned for more chapters and sub-chapters of utter irrelevance.