Step 1: Swipe left on everyone who's too young for you.
Step 2: Use your 401(k) to pay for all the Tinder Premium features.
Step 3: Complain to your grandkids about how dating apps are too hard.
Hyperlinks: Tinder Profile Tips for the Clueless, Jokes to Use on Tinder (or Not), and How to Take the Perfect Profile Picture (with a Walker).
Tip 1: Don't Google search for "what's a VPN?"
Tip 2: Never click on any links that say "free cruises for seniors!"
Tip 3: Always use a secure connection, but only if it's not too complicated.
Hyperlinks: What's a VPN? (TL;DR), Phishing Exercises for the Clueless, and Managing Passwords (or Not).