Baking Tips from the Bake-Master

The Art of Making the Perfect Cake

It's all about the ratio, baby! The ratio of butter to sugar to flour to eggs. Don't be a rookie, get the ratio right!

And don't even get me started on the importance of baking myths and misconceptions that will ruin your whole operation.

Cake Decorating 101

It's all about the swirl, baby! The swirl of the frosting, the drizzle of the drizzle. Get it right, and you'll have the most majestic cake in the land!

But be warned: baking nightmarers are real, and they will haunt you!

And for the love of all that is holy, don't even get me started on baking woe's!

			function make_perfect_cake() {
				return butter + sugar + flour + eggs = 1:1;
			}
		

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have some cake to bake. Baking schedule is calling!