It is written, "In the beginning, there was the Bean." The Bean, a mystical and ancient entity, born_goals of the divine coffee machine. Its origin story is a tale of love, sacrifice, and a dash of madness.
As the cosmic winds of fate howled through the void, the Bean burst forth, a shimmering orb of perfection, bringing light and warmth to the cold, dark recesses of the office cubicle.
Read on to discover the Rise of the Bacon Or explore the sacred rituals of the Bean