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You have reached the peak of beard comb usage, where the line between neat and ridiculous is blurred.
Current Comb Usage: 427,000 combs used in the past hour, 2.4 million in the past day
Average Comb Size: 17.5 inches long, with a standard deviation of 4.2 inches
Most Popular Comb Type: Teaser Combs, used by 85% of users
Most Common Comb-Related Injury: Comb-Related Trauma
Seek professional help if your beard is becoming a problem
Or, you know, just ignore the problem