THE BEARD COMB OVERLOAD

Warning: this page may cause dandruff, itchiness, and spontaneous combustion of facial hair.

You have reached the peak of beard comb usage, where the line between neat and ridiculous is blurred.

Beard Comb Statistics:

Current Comb Usage: 427,000 combs used in the past hour, 2.4 million in the past day

Average Comb Size: 17.5 inches long, with a standard deviation of 4.2 inches

Most Popular Comb Type: Teaser Combs, used by 85% of users

Most Common Comb-Related Injury: Comb-Related Trauma

What's Next:

Seek professional help if your beard is becoming a problem

Or, you know, just ignore the problem

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