The Bread That Ate Itself: A Story of Self-Destruction

The Fabled Loaf

A picture of a slice of bread

In a world where bread was not just a food, but a force of nature, there existed a legendary loaf known as "The Bread That Ate Itself." This sentient slice of bread was said to possess the power to consume its own crust, leaving behind a trail of crumbs and a reputation as a cosmic devourer.

The Bread That Ate Itself roamed the land, leaving a path of destruction in its wake. It consumed entire bakeries, entire pantries, and even the occasional kitchen sink. All that was left behind were a few stray sesame seeds and a faint scent of rosemary.

But beware, traveler, for the Bread That Ate Itself is a force to be reckoned with. Its power is not to be trifled with, lest you find yourself on the receving end of a particularly aggressive crumb.

Learn more about the legendary bread bakers who tried to tame The Bread That Ate Itself