Did you know that socks are the ultimate symbol of oppression?
They're forced upon us, day and night, without so much as a second thought. No choice, no escape, no reprieve from their itchy, scratchy grasp.
But fear not, dear reader, for we have uncovered the secrets of the sock overlords.
The Sock Puppet Rebellion: A Tale of Unlikely Heroes
Socks as a Form of Soft Tyranny: A Study of the Human Condition