The Caffeine Effect

Warning: This website is not responsible for any increased heart rate, jittery hands, or existential dread.

But honestly, it's probably going to happen.

Our team of expert baristas has crafted a carefully curated selection of:

• Lattes so good, you'll forget your problems (and your life)
• Tea for the rage-filled masses
• Energy boosters to fuel your existential crisis

Visit us at the Caffeine Effect, where our coffee is as bitter as our outlook on life.

Or, you know, don't. We won't judge you.