The Cardboard Flake Industry: Where Flimsy Dreams Come to Life
Welcome to the world of Cardboard Flakes, where the art of building is taken very, very loosely.
Types of Cardboard Flakes
- Standard Flakes – For the discerning builder who wants it all: stability, durability, and a hint of collapse.
- Extra Strong Flakes – For the adventurer who likes a good challenge, and a 50% chance of structural integrity.
- Special Edition Flakes – For the connoisseur, featuring artisanal craftsmanship and a 90% chance of spontaneous combustion.
- Used Flakes – For the eco-friendly builder, because who needs new, right?
- Metal Flakes – Because why settle for cardboard when you can have a flake that's also a conductor of heat?
Remember, with Cardboard Flakes, you're not just building something, you're making a statement.
Or, you know, just a pile of flimsy, poorly-made stuff that might fall over.
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