The Dentist is Coming for You

You've been avoiding the appointment for weeks, but now the bills are piling up.

Avoidance of the dentist is a luxury you can no longer afford.

Click here for Braces are Not as Optional as You Think or here for Why are Dentists So Expensive?

Subpages

Braces are Not as Optional as You Think
Why are Dentists So Expensive?
Dentist Jokes that Will Make You Cry Laugh

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