It's no secret, really. The Forks' most prized possession, the infamous Forrest Gump's Socks, has been pilfered by a rogue agent working for the rival town of Forks-ville. The agent, known only as "Buck," has been secretly selling them for thousands on the black market, with buyers as far prophets in Forks-ville.
Our sources close to the investigation reveal that Buck is being backed by the notorious Forks-ian crime family, the "Bucknuckles." Their motives are shrouded in mystery, but one thing is certain, they will not rest until they've gotten away with every last pair of those socks.
Forrest Gump's Socks in the Movies have been a staple in the Forks' cultural lexicon for decades. Who could have predicted that their humble beginning as a pair of socks would lead to such chaos and destruction?
Stay tuned for further updates on this developing story as we uncover more about the Forks Socks Catastrophe.
The True Story Behind the Forks' Secret Plot will be released soon, but for now, we can only assume that it's all just a wild conspiracy to sell more Sock-O's cereal.