The Futility of Household Cleaning

It's a never-ending battle, folks. The dust bunnies multiply, the stains persist, the clutter accumulates.

You try and you try, but it's like trying to hold back a tidal wave with a mop.

But hey, at least we have our routines, our rituals, our sacredly-observed Monday mornings spent scrubbing last night's pizza stains.

Or, you know, you could just give up and live in a state of perpetual disarray, like a stylishly-chic hipster.

But where's the fun in that?

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