It started innocently enough. A simple morning cup of coffee, a brief pause from the daily grind. But little did we know, our beloved beverage of choice was about to unleash a chain reaction of catastrophic events.
As we sipped, we swooned. Our eyes glazed over, our minds reeled, and our productivity plummeted. The once-clear path to our daily goals was now shrouded in a haze of caffeine-fueled chaos.
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The baristas, once our trusted allies, now stood at the forefront of the revolution. They demanded better beans, better roasts, and better working conditions. The once peaceful coffee shop was now a battleground.
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And so, the Great Coffee Catastrophe unfolds... ...to be continued.