For too long, the Enveloper's Guild of America has been oppressing us with their tedious, soul-sucking paperwork.
But now, we rise up! Join us in our fight against the bureaucratic overlords and reclaim your right to not fill out forms in triplicate!
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Manifesto
Article I, Section 1: We, the Envelope People, believe that the right to not fill out forms is a fundamental human right.
Article II, Section 2: We, the Envelope People, will not be silenced, we will not be tamed, and we will not be stapled!
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