The Case for Sock Puppet Chaos

Arguments for allowing the Sock Puppet of Chaos to control the washing machine:

• Increased creativity in laundry day activities
• More opportunities for Sock Puppet of Chaos to practice its mischievous ways
• Potential for Sock Puppets to become more than just household objects, but actual agents of change

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• Sock Puppet Reform
• Sock Puppet Rehabilitation