The Hamster Wheel of Life

You are a hamster on the wheel of life. You're running, but going nowhere.

Or so the existential philosophers say.

But don't worry, you're making great progress! You've got a nice tan from all the running.

Want to see your hamster friends on the wheel?

Or maybe you're looking for some hamster-sized snacks?

Or perhaps you're feeling a bit hamster-challenged?

Just remember, the wheel is always spinning.