Meet the hero, protector of the realm and slayer of dragons. Well, not really, but that's what they tell me.
Once upon a time, I was just a regular Joe, but then I got lost in the woods and ate a magical sandwich.
Long story short, I've been fighting monsters ever since.
Superhuman strength
Superhuman agility
But wait, what's my secret identity?Has a pet dragon
Can recite the entirety of the dictionary from memory
Read a famous monologue! Check out my skills! Want to know more about the hero's trusty sidekick, a wise-cracking, sword-wielding chicken named Cluck? Learn all about Cluck!