Welcome to The Hero's Socks of Doom

Where the brave and the bold come to lose their shoes.

• Lost in the Socks
• The Epic Quest for the Perfect Sock Match
• The Socks That Bind Us All Together

Warning: Socks may be hazardous to your health. Prolonged exposure has been known to cause:

• Excessive happiness
• Spontaneous combustion of footwear
• Uncontrollable urges to wear matching socks with one's pants