The Impact of Vaping on Catnip Addiction

Warning: The following content is for satirical purposes only. Do not attempt to vape catnip, it's not good for you.

Research suggests that vaping catnip has a profound impact on feline mental health.

Studies have shown that catnip vapors can cause:

The feline equivalent of 'stoned-outness', a state of perpetual euphoria and disconnection from reality.
Increased catnip consumption, leading to a vicious cycle of dependence.
Uncontrollable urges to roll around in circles, purring maniacally.

The Impact

Our research team has discovered a direct correlation between catnip vaping and:

Decreased catnip sensitivity, requiring ever-increasing doses to achieve the same effect.
Unstable relationships between cats and their human caregivers, as they become increasingly demanding and erratic.
A higher risk of catatonia, a state of cat-like trance.

Don't be fooled by the initial 'catnip-fueled' high. Catnip vaping can quickly lead to:

Withdrawal symptoms, including excessive grooming and scratching.
Aggressive behavior when denied catnip access.
Irreversible brain damage, causing irreversible damage to your cat's cognitive functions.

But don't just take our word for it! Listen to the experts:

Dr. Whiskers, Feline Psychologist:

"I've seen it all. Cats going full-on catnip-fueled maniacs. It's a real concern."