**Welcome, fellow heretics.** We are the Inquisitors, the ones who know what you really think. We have been monitoring your every move, every thought, and every whispered conversation in the dead of night.
**Our Methods** are not for the faint of heart. We will extract the truth from you, whether you like it or not.
**Your Terrors and Sins** are no match for our unyielding scrutiny. We will uncover your deepest, darkest secrets.
**Our Techniques** are tried and true. We will use the most advanced, cutting-edge methods to extract the truth from you.
**What Happens Next** will leave you questioning your life choices.
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