The Jiff Plan for World Domination
Welcome, fellow world conquerors! The Jiff Plan is a 12-step guide to global supremacy.
- Step 1: Gather an army of trained, highly intelligent hamsters.
- Step 2: Hack into all major governments' mainframes using our patented Hamstergate malware.
- Step 3: Deploy our network of robotic, ninja-like agents to take control of key infrastructure.
- Step 4: Establish a new world order with Jiff as the supreme ruler.
- Step 5: Implement our patented system of "Jiff Bucks" as the new global currency.
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