THELOST KING SARGON III MEMORIAL

Deep in the heart of the Forgotten Kingdom, where the skies are perpetually shrouded in a haze of despair, lies the forgotten monument to the most ill-fated monarch to ever rule over the land of Azuria. King Sargon III, the ruler with the most questionable decisions, the most befuddling decrees, and the most spectacularly bad haircuts, has been all but forgotten by the annals of time.

His reign was marked by an unrelenting series of unfortunate events: the Great Cheese Plague of 1356, the Great Fire of the Royal Bakery, and his infamous decree to replace the national currency with a currency made of used tissues. It's a wonder the kingdom didn't burn to the ground sooner.

But fear not, for we have managed to scrounge up enough resources to erect this humble memorial, a testament to the, ahem, uniqueness of our beloved monarch.

The Lost King Sargon III and the Great Cheese Plague
The Great Fire of the Royal Bakery
Used Tissue Chronicles