Welcome to the Merzakian Experiment, where our team of highly trained, highly caffeinated scientists attempt to break the fundamental laws of sanity and taste in the pursuit of innovation.
We're currently running experiments in the following areas:
We're looking for volunteers! If you'd like to participate in our groundbreaking research, please contact us through our Contact Us page.
Disclaimer: Our experiments may cause irreparable harm to your sense of humor, your sense of style, and your sense of smell. Proceed at your own risk.