The Occasional Wardrobe Malfunction

Welcome, human, to the most unreliable article about wardrobe malfunctions you'll ever read! Read more about our alleged connection to the Phantom Laundry Bill!

Here's a brief rundown of our latest wardrobe malfunctions:

• Our pants fell down during a meeting of world leaders.
• Someone spilled ketchup on our shirt during a particularly intense game of foosball.
• We had to wear our pajamas to the office for three consecutive days.

Stay tuned for our next wardrobe malfunction, and remember: you can never be too careful!