It all started with the first Oreo, created by Samuel Porcella in 1912. This humble cookie was born from the union of two wafers of two different flavors: the creme and the cookie.
But little did we know, this was just the beginning of an epic evolution.
In 1975, the Oreo underwent its first major transformation. The creme and cookie merged into one single, cohesive unit, and the rest, as they say, is history.
The people rejoiced, the Oreo sales skyrocketed, and the world would never be the same.
As the years went by, the Oreo continued to spread its wings, introducing new flavors, and with it, new dimensions of deliciousness.
Strawberry, mint, and lemon - oh my!
The year was 1997. The Oreo had reached new heights of innovation, introducing its most epic transformation yet: the Cookie Crisp.
A cookie sandwich with a crunchy center, the world was forever changed.
And so, the Oreo, now a behemoth of the cookie world, continued to evolve, but at what cost?
Was it the end of the world as we knew it? Or just another chapter in the never-ending tale of the Oreo's rise to greatness?
A world where the Oreo is the ultimate ruler, where the creme flows like rivers, and the cookies crunch like the earth beneath your feet.
Where the only problem is, which Oreo flavor to choose from, because they are all delicious.
The final frontier of the Oreo's evolution: where the cookie and creme merge into a single, perfect entity, and the universe is forever changed.
Or so we're told.
Where the Oreo is the only thing that matters. Where the world is one big happy cookie family.
Where the creme and cookie are in perfect harmony, and the universe is at peace.
THE END.