As the world's most diabolical overlords, we have devised a comprehensive strategy to take over the globe.
Step 1: Create a robotic army of highly trained, highly caffeinated hamsters.
Hamster Robotics - Learn more about our hamster minions.
Step 2: Infiltrate the world's governments with an army of highly trained, highly caffeinated accountants.
Accountant Infiltration - Discover how we'll use our newfound friends in the finance department to our advantage.
Step 3: Replace all food with an endless supply of nachos.
Nacho-tastic Feasts - Experience the joy of living under our culinary dictatorship.