"The Fjord of Despair" by The Prophet

Behold, my most famous work: a swirling vortex of despair, born from the depths of my own soul.

"The Fjord of Despair: Study Guide"

A detailed analysis of the techniques used to create this masterpiece, complete with flowcharts and diagrams.

A collection of my most popular works, including "The Fjord of Despair" and "The Void of Existential Dread."

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The perfect companion piece to "The Fjord of Despair," this one captures the feeling of being lost in an infinite expanse of nothingness.

A collection of my early work, featuring doodles and scribbles from my formative years as an artist.

A behind-the-scenes look at the making of "The Fjord of Despair," including interviews with my cat, Mr. Whiskers.

A step-by-step guide to taking over the world, complete with flowcharts and diagrams.

A traveling exhibition of my masterpiece, featuring live performances by yours truly, The Prophet.

Frequently Asked Questions about The Prophet, including "What is The Prophet?" and "Why is The Fjord of Despair so depressing?"

Buy The Prophet's official merchandise, featuring T-shirts, posters, and other items featuring my artwork.

A blog featuring my latest thoughts on art, philosophy, and world domination.