The "Q&A Torture Device" is a Mere Illusion

Or so we've been told.

Located in a secret, underground facility, this device appears to be a behemoth of confusion.

But fear not, dear user, for it's just a harmless machine that asks you the same 5 questions over and over.

• The Questions are the Real Torture

Side effects may include: loss of sanity, spontaneous combustion, or an intense desire to scream.

Side Effects

• Loss of Sanity: 100%
• Spontaneous Combustion: 50%
• Intense Desire to Scream: 99%
• Temporary Blindness: 20%

Maintenance

Our engineers are working on it.

Really.

• Our Engineers are Working on it, Really

Disclaimer

We're not responsible for any damage caused by this device.

You have been warned.