Are you tired of stapling papers with a flimsy, temperamental office stapler? Do you yearn for the perfect blend of form and function in your stapling experience? Look no further! We've embarked on a perilous journey to craft the most sublime stapler the world has ever known. Join us as we navigate the treacherous landscapes of metal fatigue, ergonomic despair, and the occasional paper jam.
We've scoured the depths of the local hardware store, gathering the finest materials and components for our stapling masterpiece.
We've assembled our team of expert craftsmen, each with their own unique skills and quirks, to bring our vision to life.
We'll put our creation to the ultimate test, pushing it to its limits, and beyond. Will it emerge victorious, or will it succumb to the forces of mediocrity?