Welcome to the lair of the Salsa King, where the secrets of the sauce are revealed.
"You can't rush a good thing, but you can certainly rush a bad thing, and that bad thing is a jar of week-old salsa. Don't even get me started on the horrors of the 'make-your-own' salsa bar. Where is the art when the only thing more processed than the ingredients is the label?!"
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