Our Story
Once upon a time, in a world where time was not just a human construct, but a sentient being with a bad hair day, we discovered the Slow-Motion Rotator.
It was a machine that could turn time into a never-ending loop, where every day felt like an eternity, and every eternity felt like a never-ending Tuesday.
We're not sure who built it, or why, but we're pretty sure it was either a time-traveling hipster, or a group of time-traveling accountants.
Anyway, we're stuck here, and it's been a real blast.