The Sock-Bungee Method

Warning: The Sock-Bungee Method is not recommended for those with a history of sock-related trauma.

Step 1: Identify your sock collection.

Step 2: Sort by color, then by pattern, then by smell.

Step 3: Select your favorite sock and tie it to a chair leg.

Step 4: Leap off the bed with the sock-bungee tied to your ankle.

Step 5: Repeat steps 1-4 ad infinitum.

Hyperlinks:

• Sock Entanglement Theory
• Advanced Sock Techniques