Step 1: Acknowledge the problem: You have 17 missing socks, and it's not just a case of the sock gremlins
Step 2: Face the mountain of laundry. It's a daunting task, but you can't let the Sock Police get you
Step 3: Sort by color, sort by material, sort by sentimental value. You might need a PhD for this step, but trust us, it's worth it
Step 4: Deal with the existential crisis: "Why did the world take away my socks?" - a question that haunts us all, but don't worry, you're not alone
Need help? Visit our Sock Support Group or our Sock Recovery Classes for more information
