The Sock Monster's Sock Drawer

Where the Sock Monster keeps all his favorite socks.

Warning: The Sock Monster's Sock Drawer is not responsible for any missing socks. The Sock Monster is always hungry for new socks to devour.

Latest Sock Acquisition Statistics:

• 42 socks acquired in the last hour.

• Average sock lifespan: 2.5 minutes.

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Disclaimer: The Sock Monster's Sock Drawer is not responsible for any missing socks, or for any damage caused by the Sock Monster's extreme hunger.

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