THE SOCKS HAVE EYES

Monitoring Your Every Step

We're watching you, whether you like it or not. Our highly trained team of super-socks are constantly monitoring your every move, analyzing your behavior, and predicting your future actions.

Learn more about the Sock-Pocalypse Why Don't You People Wear Socks in Public? (A Study of Sock-lessness)

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