The Socks of Silence Manifesto

We, the Sock Liberation Front, declare the following principles to be self-evident:

1. We believe that no human being should be forced to wear mismatched socks.
2. We believe that every person has the right to wear their socks of choice, without fear of judgment.
3. We believe that the forced pairing of socks is a form of oppression.

Article 1, Section 1: We hold that the right to wear one's socks without the other is a fundamental human right.

Article 2, Section 2: We hold that the forced pairing of socks is a form of oppression, and that individuals have the right to wear socks of their choice.

Article 3, Section 3: We hold that the act of stealing a sock from a fellow human being is a heinous crime, punishable by the loss of all remaining matching socks.