The Soul Reaper
A Guide to Eating the Dude from the Matrix
You've been trapped in the Matrix, and Neo's all like "Whoa, dude!"
But now you're faced with the ultimate decision: do you eat the Dude or do you save him?
On one hand, eating the Dude would mean saving the world from the Agents' evil grasp.
On the other hand, eating the Dude would mean you get to enjoy his sweet, sweet nachos.
The eternal conundrum.
Should I save the Dude? The Dude as a Snack Food Option? The Vegetarian Alternative (for those with a weak stomach)