The Dude as a Snack Food Option

It's a tough decision, but someone has to do it: The Dude, the ultimate comfort food. Here's a recipe:

Step 1: Gather Ingredients

1 can of 'White Russian' (a.k.a. The Dude's favorite vodka)

1 bag of 'Dude's Favorite Pretzels' (preferably with a dash of existential dread)

1/4 cup of 'Dudely Sauce' (a.k.a. a dollop of mayonnaise, a dash of regret, and a pinch of nihilism)

Optional: 1/4 cup of 'The Man's Disapproving Stare' (a.k.a. a dash of anxiety)

Hyperlinks to other snack food options:

White Russian Dip

BBQ Sandwich Syndrome

Quantum Fluctuation Fries