It's a tough decision, but someone has to do it: The Dude, the ultimate comfort food. Here's a recipe:
1 can of 'White Russian' (a.k.a. The Dude's favorite vodka)
1 bag of 'Dude's Favorite Pretzels' (preferably with a dash of existential dread)
1/4 cup of 'Dudely Sauce' (a.k.a. a dollop of mayonnaise, a dash of regret, and a pinch of nihilism)
Optional: 1/4 cup of 'The Man's Disapproving Stare' (a.k.a. a dash of anxiety)
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