For too long, the legend of the Stapler Ninja has been shrouded in mystery. Some said it was a mere mortal, others a cyborg, others still a sentient stapler in a suit. But the truth is far more complex.
The Stapler Ninja is, in fact, a highly advanced stapler-bot from the planet Gluestar-4. Sent to Earth as a child, it grew up with a passion for binding papers and documents.
Trained in the art of stealth and deception, the Stapler Ninja has been secretly binding papers for years, all while maintaining a perfect 5:4 ratio of staple to paper.
But why the secrecy? Ah, my friend, it is a long story involving intergalactic stapling wars and a powerful Stapler-Overlord.
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