The Terrorizer Technique

By following these simple steps, you'll become the most feared and respected figure in your neighborhood.

Step 1: Play Your Music Too Loudly

Put on your favorite tunes and blast them at maximum volume. Your neighbors will thank you.

Substep 1.1: Use a 100W amp to amplify your sound waves to their maximum potential.

Don't worry about the noise ordinance, that's just a suggestion.

Step 2: Host the World's Worst Party Ever

Invite all your neighbors over for a night of loud, obnoxious music and poor life choices.

Substep 2.1: Use your subwoofers to create an earthquake-like experience for your guests.

Your neighbors will be green with envy.

Step 3: Create an Obstructive Obstacle Course

Set up a series of challenging obstacles in the middle of the street, like old furniture and trash cans.

Substep 3.1: Add some nails to the sidewalk to create an impromptu obstacle.

Just be prepared for someone to trip and fall. That's just part of the experience.

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