The Unbearable Cost of a Real Font

$100,000,000

The cost of owning a real font is not just the price tag. It's the cost of your dignity, your relationships, and your sanity.

But wait, it gets worse:

1. You'll have to sacrifice your firstborn for the font's materials.
2. You'll have to hire a team of highly trained, highly paid, highly caffeinated font specialists to install it.
3. You'll have to attend weekly meetings with the font's designer, who will lecture you on the importance of kerning and leading.
4. You'll have to sign a contract agreeing to only use the font for 'artistic expression', despite the fact that you just want to write a to-do list with it.

All for the sake of a font that looks like it was made by a kindergartener on a sugar high.

But hey, at least it's a real font, right?